Sergeant Johnny MacTavish, aka Soap is one of the three playable protagonists of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley is a British special forces operator and a prominent member of Task Force 141. He is known for his iconic skull balaclava.
The interactions between Ghost and Soap captured the attention of CoD fans and they share some hilarious dialogues between them.
Here are some of the dad jokes that Soap and Ghost tell each other in the MW2 campaign. Ghost even calls them “a little army humor”
Ghost: Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?”
Ghost: Why don’t blind guys skydive? Because it scares the sh** out of their dogs.
Some of Soaps dad jokes are, "Why don’t shrimp share? Cuz they’re a little shellfish!" and "Why was the strawberry crying? Because it was in a jam!"